Friday, April 3

Memoirs from Detention

Yes. It's true. I got it. I, Rachel Elizabeth, was late to first period six times over the past three quarters (more than that, but Sra. Tuohy is understanding). A single slip handed to my sixth period Euro AP teacher and my fate was sealed. The injustice rankles. I mean, seriously. Of all the days of all the periods of school when I could have been late since September, I've only been late six times! Six! What is this world coming to? Room 112. 04/03. 3:00-3:30. Come late and you're not allowed inside. I imagined bars over the windows. Was it okay for me to take out my school work? Twenty minutes of free time sounded nice, but no one else was working. Would the scary teacher in the front with the NY Yankees t-shirt and the cemented sneakers glare at my unsuspecting head top until I looked up and realized homework was discouraged in this place? Desks filled up with students who had committed worse crimes than I, I was sure. I wanted to explain to the man up front, the man many of the others knew so well, that I wasn't here because I was disrespectful, or forgetful, or angry. I wasn't a regular customer. I, like he, was an outsider. "Sir, I am here because I didn't know you could bring in notes explaining about religion classes in the morning and rushing to South after dropping off seminary students at three different high schools, starting at 7:00, by 7:50. THREE. Also, I don't listen to my mother like I should. You see? I am a victim here." Do you, scowling teacher, get paid extra for this kind of work? The public exposing of people who need help and not humiliation? Detention. On your permanent. Record. How do you feel now, huh? P.S. Detention was fine. He let us out ten minutes early. The people in detention weren't scary. If we could have talked, I'm sure we'd have gotten to know each other better.

2 comments:

Sarah Louise said...

Genius. Also, when I was in 11th grade, I had detention every third day. Because every third day, I had first period with a teacher who gave detention for every time you were late.

It was okay. I got a lot of work done. And she understood.

The line about you being a victim? Great. Excellent rhythm, Rachel-o. Excellent.

Becky said...

Rachel, today I said Apron Stage was the only blog I followed. It was an untrue statement. I read yours as well, when I get a chance. Delightful to see you today and be with your family. My siblings and I brag to each other whenever we get to hang out with any of the NY Olsons like one brags about meeting celebrities. You, ALL of you are so awesome. Individually and collectively.
This post is excellent. Detention *sigh* my husband has been telling me and reading to me the Silmarillion by Tolkien. He is an expert in it and remembers every detail - all due to hours of tardy makeup. Did he ever learn not to be late for class? no but he garnished great Tolkien knowledge - beneficial? I think so.